adults?

I have an enormous headache today after last night's dance party. I was sitting down on the couch at the end of the night, and was getting the spins where you have to open your eyes really wide in order not to have a seizure or something. It's like a mini-unpleasant orgasm feeling. Does anyone know what I am talking about?

Right. Anyhow, every time I wake up with a hangover like this, it makes me feel like I am resorting back to college behavior or something. When I was in college, I thought that part of my entry into adulthood would include not being hungover anymore. I don't know why, I guess I just had this romanticized fantasy that hangovers would be replaced with gardening and burping babies or something. I maybe thought that after college, I would not have a need/desire to drink anymore because life would be so busy and full of sparkly and important things.

It's not that life isn't full of important things right now, don't get me wrong. I just always thought hangovers were for college students. That's all.

Well, now I am going to hopefully make my way to Pine State Biscuits where I will acquire a large mason jar of sweet tea and some greasy biscuits to make myself feel better. It's a few steps above the collegiate Bojangles run......